Look At Me

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me,
look at me, look at me. Look at me. No,
no, no, dont look over there, look at
me, look at me, look at me.
Are you looking at me? Is everyone
looking at me? Do I have your
attention? Good.
Dont get the wrong idea. Im not trying
to take over your life. You need, what?
What do you need? You need to,
what? Go to the bathroom? Fine. Get
up, goto the bathroom, come back,
look at me. You need, what? You need
to get something to eat? Fine. Get up,
go to the kitchen, get something to eat,
come back, look at me. You need to,
what, sleep? Fine, get up, go to bed, go
to sleep, get up, come back, look at
me.
Okay. So we have an agreement. You
will do what you absolutely need to do,
and when your done, you will come
back and look at me.
Dont worry about your schedule. I am
here for you. I am here for you.
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a
week, I am here for you. I am here for
you. You need me, I'm here. Fair and
foul, thick and thin, I am here for you. I
am here for you. People try to tell you
I'm bad? You tell them that I am here
for you. Twenty-four hours a day, fair
and foul, thick and thin, I am here for
you. I am here for you. People try to
tell you I'm bad, know what that
sounds like to me? Sour Grapes.
You see what I--hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, no, dont look over there, theres
nothing going on over there, look at
me, look at me, look at me.
I've got stuff you wouldnt believe.
Danger? Sex? Action? Death? Thrills?
Comedy? All here, all in the next eight
minutes.
Can you believe it? You can't. It's
unbelievable. You can't believe it
because its unbelievable! It's a miracle.
Just keep looking at me. Just keep
looking at me. Just keep looking at me.
Look at me, look at me, look at me,
look at me, look at me.